Playlist!!

I added a new thing to the blog: a playlist of awesome Christian songs. Now you can listen AND read, AT THE SAME TIME!!

The moon, your hat, and Madagasgar

Madagasgar is an island in the middle of the ocean, next to Africa. It's a VERY big island, MUCH bigger than your hat, but smaller than the moon, no matter how small the moon may apear to be. you see, the moon is MUCH larger than it appears to be. Next time, when you're looking at the moon, you can say in a deep, wise, voice: "The moon is MUCH larger than it appears to be" and people will know that you are very wise and have thought about this a great deal.

Erm....The title is....Erm!! That's it.

SOOOO....I thought it'd be good to post for the first time....in erm...a few days? Nothing really to report...but I went bowling Friday! Although I kept guttering the ball...It's kinda sad actually...I got an email from Morgan, and she thinks my future occupation would consist of something smart and slightly evil...am I that uninnocent? Nobody feels as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish...

Y

I must give the credit of the topic of this post to "The Salmon of Doubt", the book I'm currently reading. It's a compilation of unfinished and/or short articles of the deceased Douglas Adams, author of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy. Yes. You read that right. There are 5 books in this trilogy by the way. Anyway, Adams mentioned a good point. 'Why' was the only question infuriating and difficult to answer enough that it got a WHOLE letter in the alphabet. He mentioned that it does not go "A, B, C, D, E, F, Who?, When?, Where?" but "U, V, W, X, Why?, Z." You see, other questions are very easy to answer, such as "How long is the flight to Europe?" or "What is the value of "x"?" and "How does the seatbelt get so tight when you slam on the brakes, Daddy?" The answers, respectively, would be "1 night and 3 hours", "figure it out", and "don't ask stupid questions, James". But what happens when one asks you: "Why am I alive?" or "Why are we not dead yet?" and so on, you're stuck aren't you? You have to think about the question for hours, and when you decide you have an answer, you start to question your own thoughts, and you spend more hours mulling over your very exsistence. But wait!!! Adams mentioned a very good answer. The only good answer to these questions. There's even room for it in the alphabet. And Why doesn't even have to be the last letter. Wouldn't it be nice if the alphabet went "U, V, W, X, "Why not?" " instead? So, why not?

New things to do before you die.

Ok, it's been a long time since I added something to do before you die. So, I added 4 more today. If interested, scroll to the almost-bottom of the page and take a look.

NOTE: some of these are rather life-threatening and you may want to make sure you finish the non-lifethreatening or jailputting ones before you risk those.

Edit

Ok, I found out that anonymus does NOT like breakfast, although I think he/she/it is lying because he/she/it had asked Ming2 whether she had eaten it already out of the pure goodness of his/her/it's heart, instead of asking about some other meal of the day. Frankly I like the dessert part best. As they say, "Life is short", eat dessert first. So, I reccommend all those breakfast lovers out there to convert to dessert lovers. I also reccomment all those atheists, Buddhists, Hinduists, Muslims, and the other "-ists" of some other religion that's not Christianity to conver to Christianity because the solemn truth of it is that God rocks. More than any other of those other fake gods that the wandering hearts and worldly views support.
End Preaching here.
Also, on a less "preachy" note, we got a new fire extinguisher in our apartment building!!! Or at least a new case. Not sure why. The case is white and the cover thingy is red. It's also plasticy...which makes me think that in the event of a fire it would melt. Well, that's better than having to break it yourself...it's very convenient, but unfortunuately since it's plastic it doesn't have one of the "in case of fire, break glass" signs on it, which sucks cuz I really wanted to break that glass...

Oh dear...

*sigh* looks like I got a new stalker...his/her name is anonymus. If anyone knows the whereabouts or identity of this new stalker, please call your local stalker agency immediately. Don't panic, this is a nice stalker. Distinguishing features: excessive use of text-talk, comments on my blog, has a certain fondness for breakfast.