The moon, your hat, and Madagasgar

Madagasgar is an island in the middle of the ocean, next to Africa. It's a VERY big island, MUCH bigger than your hat, but smaller than the moon, no matter how small the moon may apear to be. you see, the moon is MUCH larger than it appears to be. Next time, when you're looking at the moon, you can say in a deep, wise, voice: "The moon is MUCH larger than it appears to be" and people will know that you are very wise and have thought about this a great deal.