The Inexistence of Tomorrow

You've probably noticed how tomorrow never actually comes, but if you haven't, now you know. However, that means every second that's in the past is yesterday, because at each second some random place in the world is turning into a new day. So, everything except THIS momment, whatever's happening NOW, is yesterday. What's happening NOW is today, but today changes every second, and yet, it's the same....does that make sense? Don't blame me if it doesn't, blame whoever invented this language and the words "yesterday", "today", and "tomorrow" for not thinking of all this stuff first.

Doorknobs

I don't like doorknobs. Especially the kind that are round and you really can't use your elbow to open. You actually have to move all your stuff from both hands to only one, and now you're balancing all your stuff precariously and don't know when it could suddenly fall on your foot and crush your toes, and in the end the stinking door is still closed. Also, even if you do have your stuff balanced, it always seems that when you're in a hurry the door is harder to open. You're trying to hurry to wherever you need to get to, and you're trying to twist the stupid doorknob, only for some reason you can never get the knob to turn enough so your pushing on the door really hard while you think you're turning the door enough, but you're really not, because it's not opening, and it seems really stupid because you're pushing pretty hard on the door and it hurts! And then when you finally get it open, you have the possibility of being late, so you have to speedwalk if you can't run (which is frankly more tiring than running) and on top that your knee or elbow or whatever you were pushing the door with really hurts because it won't open. You see now the hassle of doorknobs, especially when they're round?

New Member

Alright, I told her I would, so here it is. An introduction for Jamie L., newest poster of this blog! Say hi, Jamie. Well....yeah....she's one of the extremely scarce population of awesome people of Topeka Kansas, so I decided she had a right to be posting.

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Well, I couldn't really think of a good name for this post because it's mostly a free-type sorta thing, and I don't know what's it's about yet. See, I saw that I haven't posted in a long time, so I thought I might as well.....but does anyone even read this anymore? Because I don't think anyone really reads it anymore. But whatever, it looks cool, and now I can say I have my own website. I guess I'll try to post more, but yeah....I'm done for now.
Bloop.