Doorknobs

I don't like doorknobs. Especially the kind that are round and you really can't use your elbow to open. You actually have to move all your stuff from both hands to only one, and now you're balancing all your stuff precariously and don't know when it could suddenly fall on your foot and crush your toes, and in the end the stinking door is still closed. Also, even if you do have your stuff balanced, it always seems that when you're in a hurry the door is harder to open. You're trying to hurry to wherever you need to get to, and you're trying to twist the stupid doorknob, only for some reason you can never get the knob to turn enough so your pushing on the door really hard while you think you're turning the door enough, but you're really not, because it's not opening, and it seems really stupid because you're pushing pretty hard on the door and it hurts! And then when you finally get it open, you have the possibility of being late, so you have to speedwalk if you can't run (which is frankly more tiring than running) and on top that your knee or elbow or whatever you were pushing the door with really hurts because it won't open. You see now the hassle of doorknobs, especially when they're round?