Really?

Looking back at the latest post on my blog, it's REALLY been a while since I took the initiative/responsibility/other big words that describe virtues I oughta have, but sometimes lack in. But I'll take a few minutes to outline everything new that's happened.
1. New house: I've probably said this already, so nevermind
2. New car: Two weeks old actually. Toyota RAV4 with 5 speed, 6 cylinder engine and a "moonroof". Back in my day those were called sunroofs...
3. New TV: Just bought it today, actually. Samsung LCD 46" 1080p, 120 Hz, 80k:1 contrast. Very pretty, but I had to install it. Which I don't mind, because I like installing stuff and everything, but that means I also had to deal with The Cables. I'm telling you now, NEVER deal with The Cables at my house. It'll take you ages to recover, and I doubt you'll get anywhere anyway.
4. CHRISTMAS!!!!!! Not exactly a new holiday, but it's the first and last Christmas of the year. I wanted to express my joy at this amazing day.
5. Whoever wrote "Let It Snow" definetely didn't do it in Kansas.